When suffering from nicotine withdrawals and having, let's call it "hormonal awkwardness", do not, I repeat do not open your mouth. Counting to ten is grossly insufficient. Rather, all thoughts should be given a minimum of 24 hours to process and be presented to a committee for unanimous approval before being uttered. Also, under no circumstances should one's thoughts be put into writing, no matter how reasonable they might sound in your own head, for the written word, while fleeting with things you wish to be remembered, is never ever forgotten with things you'll later wish were never read. Now if, by chance, someone is awaiting an immediate response, it must be presented face to face so that at the first sign of misstep (or mis-speak) you can be warned of your error before continuing your thought process and causing further damage.
That is all. I have been duly warned.
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Now what good does it to to warn yourself to not write while writing? None, whatsoever! Silly girl.
I cannot be held responsible for things that I say in my blog. Because, you see, should someone read something and take offense I have only to cry "fiction!", and all is set right. For no one can prove otherwise as my posts are not directed to anyone but myself. =)
(I'm all about the loopholes)
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