Seriously, my stomach is making so much noise at me right now that it's keeping me awake. It's making the same sorts of sounds that an old house does on a windy night. (Minus the wind, fortunately for the cats). Creaking, grumbling, moaning, plus a little gurgly sputter that I can feel just under my left lung.
Hey, tummy, how about you shut the hell up and let me get some sleep?! Gosh! You'd think I hadn't fed you in days!!
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